Headbutt all alien eggs
Tag 10 walls.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Gather $1000000
Find all collectibles
Find all the pony horses.
Complete test chambers.
Visit the badehaus.
Run wild with the Podrunner.
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Blow up all pirate ships
Destroy all freighters
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Just finish that one LAST job.
Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Wear 30 masks at once.
A Trip to the Moon.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Enable the hydraulic cars.
Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Eat 50 food items in one game
Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Craft all the weapons in one game
Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Unlock the mermaid mutator
Get deviously trapped again
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Unlock the wheel of time mutator
It never erupts when you want it to.
Trash the server room
Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Baa with the choir
Enjoy your trip
Jörgen
Do a card trick at the magician
Jump on the launchpad
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Find all collectibles on level 7
Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Buy all hats
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Finish all manual quests
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Hold your own concert
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Fight the turtles
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Find all the blocks
Win the title bout!
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Do no evil
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Travel to space!
Thrash the Goathenge
Become the Queen of Goat Ville